tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

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heliolisk:

*reblogs post about how ugly I am*
*reblogs post about how gorgeous I am 3 minutes later*

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katescastles:

The Hunger Games + tumblr text posts

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brawling:

me losing my virginity

 image

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wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

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karinastas:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

 

This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

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